1
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****

2
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Hey baby! Can you put out
those plates for me?

3
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- Sure Mom.
- Thank you!

4
00:00:14,282 --> 00:00:17,818
Why you trippin? There's
enough for me to go
around?

5
00:00:17,851 --> 00:00:19,620
If you don't get off
that phone...

6
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Can you please
put out the silverware for
your mom? I'd appreciate it.

7
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Looks like I came right on
time!

8
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[ Kissing noises ]
Hey baby how was your
day?

9
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Oh it wasn't bad.

10
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Except one of my client's
brought his kids into my
office and they were awful.

11
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Touching everything,
coughing and sneezing all
over the place.

12
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I was like can you please
control your bad ass kids?

13
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Hmm, well you know all
kids can't be as well
behaved as ours.

14
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- Can you start at
that end?
- You start at that end!

15
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I see what you mean.

16
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Well let's eat come on!

17
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Yes, yes.
Hey hey hey!

18
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What the hell, you gonna
say Grace first?

19
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Jesus can we eat?
Thank you!

20
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[ Laughing ]

21
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Heh, These two.

22
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Come on boy, hurry it up
with that rice.

23
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[ Coughing ]
Ewwwww!

24
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Tony!

25
00:01:05,666 --> 00:01:06,900
Sorry. I'm sorry.
It just slipped out.

26
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- Gross, dad!
- Geesh!

27
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I'm glad I got mine.

28
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Sure you're not
catching a cold?

29
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Naw, come on now.

30
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You did say those kids
were coughing and sneezing
over everything.

31
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Well us Stallworths have
something that get's on us
that we don't like

32
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We just shake it off. We
got the immune system of a
bucking bronco.

33
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Ah, well that sounds like
some bull to me!

34
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Why don't you take some cold
medicine. Just play it safe.

35
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It's just a little cough.

36
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Or maybe we can make you
some soup or tea.

37
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I'm fine baby, thank you.

38
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Or maybe we can take you
to the ER just like mom do
when we get sick.

39
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Hell no. Have you seen
them ER bills.

40
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Oh that's right. You don't
pay them.

41
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A thousand dollars for a
penicillin shot. No
thank you.

42
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You know what, you right.
We're probably overreacting.

43
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Of course you are.
[ Sneezes ]

44
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[ ALL ]
Ewwwwww!!!

45
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- Tony!
- Did I get any on you?

46
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My fault.
My fault.

47
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* Woke up and my wife
said to me *

48
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* andquot;The bill collectors
want their pieceandquot; *

49
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* Kids keep talking back
to me *

50
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* Family time

51
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* Family time,
family time *

52
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* Family time.

53
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****

54
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Ah, here we go.

55
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What you talking
about boy?

56
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You're sick and we all
know how you get when
you're sick.

57
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What are you two babbling
about?

58
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Oh it's true Tony.

59
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You act like a big baby.
A regular ole momma's boy

60
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You take that back cause
that is not true at all.

61
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C'mon dad, it's kinda
true. Remember your
hurt ankle?

62
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I wasn't sick. That was an
injury. I was wounded!

63
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Wounded, Tony?

64
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I fell off of the roof!

65
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And you landed in some
bushes.

66
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Rose bushes, Lisa. Un-huh.

67
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I had thorns all in my
ass. I took them thorns
like a champ!

68
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Girl that is not the real
issue okay.

69
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The real issue is I
sprained my ankle!

70
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Oh, I have never seen anyone
act the way you did over a
simple, sprained ankle.

71
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Owe!

72
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Owe. Owe!

73
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Owe, Lisa!

74
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Lisa.

75
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Lisa!

76
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Lisa, Lisa, Lisa.

77
00:03:03,251 --> 00:03:04,184
Lisa, Lisa, Lisa.

78
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What is it now Tony?

79
00:03:05,753 --> 00:03:11,792
Oh it's getting black. I can't
see. I can't feel my leg.

80
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Cause there's ice on
it Tony. That's why.

81
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It's too cold. Could you
warm it up for me?

82
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It's ice Tony, it'll melt.
|

83
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Could you just rub it
until the feeling come
back?

84
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No Tony, MedMD said to
keep it elevated with
plenty of ice.

85
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Well, did MedMD say to
kiss your husband on the
forehead at least

86
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twice every fifteen minutes make
sure he feels secure while he's
writhing in pain?

87
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No it did not say that but
here you go.

88
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[ Kissing Noises ]
Mmmkay?

89
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There's four so I don't
have to see you for 30
minutes.

90
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Okay, wha... where you
going? Where you going?

91
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I told you I'm working on
a painting Tony.

92
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Alright fine, go ahead. Go

93
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- Gah!
- Don't worry about me!

94
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Just leave me here
to...

95
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Devin!

96
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Devin! What happened
to that soda pop I
asked for?

97
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Soda! Devin!

98
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Here you go, pop.

99
00:04:01,442 --> 00:04:03,777
Ha-Ha! Pop! I like that.

100
00:04:03,811 --> 00:04:05,613
Like soda pop.

101
00:04:05,646 --> 00:04:08,215
It's good to keep our
sense of humor in these
times of sorrow.

102
00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:10,784
You're right, you know.
But I gotta go Dad.

103
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Cause my friends are
waiting on me.

104
00:04:12,019 --> 00:04:14,021
Wait , wait, wait....

105
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Oh yeah, the straw.
We've been down this road
before.

106
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Ah, you know you are my
favorite child.

107
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For real?

108
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Oh yeah. If I don't make
it through this you can
have all my Jordan's.

109
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Cool cause you don't got
more than a year left
anyway.

110
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[ Stammers ]

111
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Ebony!

112
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[ Sing Song ]
Ebony **

113
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[ Grouchy ]
Ebony. Ebony. Ebony.

114
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Yes Daddy?

115
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Hey baby could you hand me
that soda please?

116
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-Really?
- But I can't reach...

117
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- Really?
- I can't reach it from
here

118
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What if I sprain my...

119
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Ah!!! Wha wha...that's
good. Can Daddy have one
more sip?

120
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Just one more little
bitty sip? That's all I
ask.

121
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Ah, Thank you that's so
good. It's good to stay
hydrated.

122
00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:05,773
Cause you know I get de-
Hey baby, where you going?

123
00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:09,410
Eh... Ebony!!

124
00:05:10,110 --> 00:05:13,847
Everybody else left. Is
Donnie here? Donnie!

125
00:05:13,881 --> 00:05:15,115
Donnie I know you're here
eating boy!

126
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Come down here boy and let
me hollar at you!

127
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[ All Laughing ]

128
00:05:19,186 --> 00:05:21,855
No, no, no. That is not
how it went down.

129
00:05:21,889 --> 00:05:24,925
Oh you're right. We left
out one major part.

130
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Come on Tony please stop
complaining. Just eat
the soup.

131
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What kind of tray is
that? It don't even
have legs on it.

132
00:05:32,032 --> 00:05:34,935
- How's it gonna sit here?
- Tony just take the damn
tray!

133
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Just put it down.
Put it down.

134
00:05:36,303 --> 00:05:38,539
Are you abusing my son?

135
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Oh God.
Oh....

136
00:05:41,475 --> 00:05:43,844
- Oh honey.
- It's bad Momma.

137
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It's bad. I may lose the
leg. I have no feeling.

138
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Oh the toe is just no,
everything.

139
00:05:49,583 --> 00:05:53,320
Oh this is just
painful to watch.

140
00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:55,923
What was that Lisa?

141
00:05:55,956 --> 00:05:59,860
Oh! I just said that it's
painful to watch my
husband suffer.

142
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So much.

143
00:06:01,128 --> 00:06:05,165
Well maybe he wouldn't
suffer if he had something
to eat.

144
00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:08,636
Well that's why I set him
up a tray Beverly for him
to eat.

145
00:06:08,669 --> 00:06:12,540
Oh no, no Lisa. This isn't
the proper tray to give to
someone

146
00:06:12,573 --> 00:06:17,277
who's suffering from a
life threatening injury.

147
00:06:17,310 --> 00:06:19,847
He needs a bed tray!

148
00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:21,649
That's what I was trying
to tell her Momma.

149
00:06:21,682 --> 00:06:23,851
I can't even reach this.
It's to far.

150
00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:25,819
Who can eat of that. Thank
you Momma.

151
00:06:25,853 --> 00:06:28,522
Oh you're welcome baby.

152
00:06:28,556 --> 00:06:31,191
[ Speaks to Tony in Baby
Incoherent Speak ]

153
00:06:31,224 --> 00:06:35,228
Oh by the way, what
did you prepare for
him to eat?

154
00:06:35,262 --> 00:06:36,430
I made him homemade soup.

155
00:06:36,464 --> 00:06:40,033
Soup? This boy doesn't
eat soup!

156
00:06:40,067 --> 00:06:42,536
Oh, can you get me ice
cream Momma?

157
00:06:42,570 --> 00:06:44,638
The one's with the pralines
and pecans in it?

158
00:06:44,672 --> 00:06:48,476
I sure can but on second
thought maybe we oughta

159
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send her she has nothing
else to do.

160
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And mommy can stay here
and nurse you back to
health!

161
00:06:57,050 --> 00:07:00,253
Why don't you breastfeed
him while you're at it?

162
00:07:00,287 --> 00:07:02,089
I heard that Lisa.

163
00:07:02,122 --> 00:07:03,491
Well good.
I'm glad you did.

164
00:07:03,524 --> 00:07:07,194
And what do you think you
have the right to talk to
me...

165
00:07:07,227 --> 00:07:08,929
No no, you can't talk to
me like that.

166
00:07:08,962 --> 00:07:12,700
[ BOTH ARGUING OVER
EACH OTHER ]

167
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****

168
00:07:25,713 --> 00:07:28,181
[All Laughing]

169
00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:30,484
Lisa, I can't believe you
would lie like that in
front of the children.

170
00:07:30,518 --> 00:07:30,984
[Gasps]

171
00:07:31,018 --> 00:07:31,919
They were there.

172
00:07:31,952 --> 00:07:33,453
They saw it with their own
eyes.

173
00:07:33,487 --> 00:07:35,255
You were a real tough guy,
dad.

174
00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:36,023
Yeah.

175
00:07:36,056 --> 00:07:37,491
Talk about milking it.

176
00:07:37,525 --> 00:07:38,291
Oh, you gonna talk?

177
00:07:38,325 --> 00:07:39,126
Naw, I was just saying...

178
00:07:39,159 --> 00:07:39,827
Naw, naw, naw, naw.

179
00:07:39,860 --> 00:07:41,128
You grin, you in.

180
00:07:41,161 --> 00:07:43,931
Now remember when you
faked having the flu last
semester?

181
00:07:43,964 --> 00:07:45,533
I was not faking it!

182
00:07:45,566 --> 00:07:48,168
I was really sick!

183
00:07:48,201 --> 00:07:49,737
[Transition Sound Effect]

184
00:07:49,770 --> 00:07:52,272
[Groaning and Retching]

185
00:07:53,707 --> 00:07:55,976
Ok, there, there son.

186
00:07:56,009 --> 00:07:58,045
Are you feeling any
better, baby?

187
00:07:58,078 --> 00:07:59,613
No.

188
00:07:59,647 --> 00:08:03,751
But I think I can muster
up enough energy to make
it to school today.

189
00:08:03,784 --> 00:08:05,152
Oh no, no, no you don't.

190
00:08:05,185 --> 00:08:07,354
You just lay here, baby,
and you get some rest.

191
00:08:07,387 --> 00:08:08,355
Ok?

192
00:08:08,388 --> 00:08:11,224
But I have a really big
test and report today.

193
00:08:11,258 --> 00:08:13,527
Uh, son, we'll call the
school and explain.

194
00:08:13,561 --> 00:08:14,828
I'm sure they'll
understand.

195
00:08:14,862 --> 00:08:17,197
Thank you, Dad.

196
00:08:17,230 --> 00:08:21,101
You're the best Dad that a
kid like me could ever ask
for.

197
00:08:21,134 --> 00:08:24,137
You know I love you,
right?

198
00:08:24,171 --> 00:08:25,873
Oh wait...

199
00:08:25,906 --> 00:08:27,107
God, no!

200
00:08:27,140 --> 00:08:28,041
Oh!

201
00:08:28,075 --> 00:08:29,242
Son, what's going on?

202
00:08:29,276 --> 00:08:31,411
I'm seeing the white
light. [Gasping]

203
00:08:31,444 --> 00:08:32,746
Tony... Tony, do something.

204
00:08:32,780 --> 00:08:33,814
What you want me to do?

205
00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:34,915
Look, look, look, don't go
towards the light, son.

206
00:08:34,948 --> 00:08:35,916
Don't go towards the
light.

207
00:08:35,949 --> 00:08:37,117
Here look, hmmm...

208
00:08:37,150 --> 00:08:38,852
Put these on.

209
00:08:38,886 --> 00:08:40,588
That better?

210
00:08:40,621 --> 00:08:41,789
Oh!

211
00:08:41,822 --> 00:08:43,123
Oh, no...

212
00:08:43,156 --> 00:08:47,260
You know, maybe if
somebody was keeping me
here...

213
00:08:47,294 --> 00:08:48,996
Dad, you think you could
get Kobe to come over

214
00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:51,431
here, and bring an
autographed Jersey?

215
00:08:51,464 --> 00:08:56,369
I mean, it would mean the
world to me.

216
00:08:56,403 --> 00:08:59,372
But, son, I don't think
Make-a-Wish does, uh,
flus.

217
00:08:59,406 --> 00:09:01,809
[Groaning]

218
00:09:01,842 --> 00:09:02,976
I'll see what I can
do.

219
00:09:03,010 --> 00:09:04,211
I-I, no, don't go. Don't
go. I'll see what I can
do son.

220
00:09:04,244 --> 00:09:05,913
I'll call him.

221
00:09:05,946 --> 00:09:07,114
[Footsteps Descending]

222
00:09:07,147 --> 00:09:09,883
Oh God, you two are really
buying this!

223
00:09:09,917 --> 00:09:11,284
Buying what, Ebony?

224
00:09:11,318 --> 00:09:14,922
C'mon, Mom, this is just
like Dad's ankle all over
again.

225
00:09:14,955 --> 00:09:16,289
But, I fell off the roof!

226
00:09:16,323 --> 00:09:18,058
Ebony?

227
00:09:18,091 --> 00:09:19,727
Is that you?

228
00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:22,362
Come a little closer so
brother can see you.

229
00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:24,632
You mean so I can slap you
back into reality?

230
00:09:24,665 --> 00:09:25,332
[Gasping]

231
00:09:25,365 --> 00:09:26,333
Ebony!

232
00:09:26,366 --> 00:09:27,901
That is no way to talk to
your sick brother!

233
00:09:27,935 --> 00:09:29,903
Mom, he's obviously faking
it!

234
00:09:29,937 --> 00:09:31,672
Ebony, I'm very
disappointed in you.

235
00:09:31,705 --> 00:09:35,142
Mom, Dad, don't get mad at
Ebony.

236
00:09:35,175 --> 00:09:37,544
She knows of not what she
says.

237
00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:42,349
In times like this, you
only realize the importance
of family.

238
00:09:42,382 --> 00:09:44,151
Oh, Jeez!

239
00:09:44,184 --> 00:09:45,585
Ebony?

240
00:09:45,619 --> 00:09:48,588
I feel like I'm gonna pull
through.

241
00:09:48,622 --> 00:09:51,324
But if I don't, that's my
will.

242
00:09:51,358 --> 00:09:52,459
Oh!

243
00:09:52,492 --> 00:09:55,128
I would like you to have
all my worldly
possessions.

244
00:09:55,162 --> 00:09:55,863
Mmm!

245
00:09:55,896 --> 00:09:57,564
That is so sweet!

246
00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:58,431
Really, Mom?!

247
00:09:58,465 --> 00:09:59,332
Really?!

248
00:09:59,366 --> 00:10:00,467
That is enough out of you,
young lady!

249
00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:02,402
I'm taking you to
school. Come on, let's go.

250
00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:03,771
[Groaning]

251
00:10:03,804 --> 00:10:04,905
You know what?
I...

252
00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:06,439
I gotta run some errands.

253
00:10:06,473 --> 00:10:08,408
Ok, good, we got the
pillow here.

254
00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:10,978
Um, I'm gonna call and
check on you, Ok?

255
00:10:11,011 --> 00:10:12,880
Don't worry about me, Mom.

256
00:10:12,913 --> 00:10:14,848
Go get those errands done.

257
00:10:14,882 --> 00:10:16,684
I'll be your strong little
soldier.

258
00:10:16,717 --> 00:10:19,519
Ok, my little strong
soldier.

259
00:10:19,552 --> 00:10:20,520
I love you!

260
00:10:20,553 --> 00:10:22,289
[Mumbling and Groaning]

261
00:10:25,158 --> 00:10:26,526
[Door Closes]

262
00:10:32,499 --> 00:10:33,333
[Phone Beeping]

263
00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:36,569
Man, Rodney, Ditch Day's
officially on!

264
00:10:36,603 --> 00:10:38,405
Go get the homies and we
on it!

265
00:10:38,438 --> 00:10:39,239
I know!

266
00:10:39,272 --> 00:10:40,007
Come on.

267
00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:40,874
[Phone Beeps]

268
00:10:42,342 --> 00:10:50,050
[Muttering To Himself]

269
00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:52,185
I'm mad fitted, Ok!

270
00:10:53,220 --> 00:10:54,621
[Hip Hop Music Loudly]

271
00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,489
[Cheering with Music]

272
00:10:56,523 --> 00:10:57,557
[Music Continues]

273
00:11:04,264 --> 00:11:06,399
[Speaking Indistinctly]

274
00:11:06,433 --> 00:11:09,069
Now this is what I call a
kickback!

275
00:11:09,102 --> 00:11:10,838
Are y'all all having a
good time?

276
00:11:10,871 --> 00:11:11,972
[Crowd Agreeing]

277
00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,406
That's what I'm feeling!

278
00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:16,309
What's up, boy?

279
00:11:17,477 --> 00:11:18,979
See you, Ushar, with the
dreads.

280
00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:20,647
Ok, my man?

281
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:23,216
Now what were y'all two's
names again?

282
00:11:23,250 --> 00:11:24,317
Cute...

283
00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:24,852
[Laughs]

284
00:11:24,885 --> 00:11:26,419
And Cuter?

285
00:11:26,453 --> 00:11:27,755
Anyway, I'm Devin.

286
00:11:27,788 --> 00:11:29,356
This is my house.

287
00:11:29,389 --> 00:11:34,094
Wait a second, did y'all
hear that?

288
00:11:34,127 --> 00:11:37,030
I think that's my Dad's
car.

289
00:11:38,999 --> 00:11:40,734
Yo, that is my Dad's car!

290
00:11:40,768 --> 00:11:42,335
This kickback is
officially over!

291
00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:43,003
Come on!
Kick rocks!

292
00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:43,904
Y'all gotta go!

293
00:11:43,937 --> 00:11:45,338
All y'all, get!
Go on!

294
00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:47,074
Go on! Go!

295
00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:49,276
Toshi, Ushar, I don't know
why y'all are still
sitting here!

296
00:11:49,309 --> 00:11:50,710
Y'all gotta kick rocks,
too!

297
00:11:50,744 --> 00:11:51,711
Woah, your Dad know me!

298
00:11:51,745 --> 00:11:53,280
I don't care!

299
00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:57,150
Are you just gonna
bold-face take my
pretzels?

300
00:11:57,184 --> 00:11:59,086
[Dishes Clattering]

301
00:12:06,894 --> 00:12:08,962
[Door Opens]

302
00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:12,966
Mom?

303
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:13,700
Dad?

304
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,602
Is that you?

305
00:12:15,635 --> 00:12:16,804
Yeah, baby.

306
00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:17,838
It's us.

307
00:12:17,871 --> 00:12:19,206
Uh...

308
00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:20,941
You feelin' any better?

309
00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:23,811
I'm just in a little pain,
but, I think I'll make it
through.

310
00:12:23,844 --> 00:12:26,914
Oh, yeah, I think you'll
make it through, too.

311
00:12:26,947 --> 00:12:28,715
Come on, Michael.

312
00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:30,918
Come on.
Come on.

313
00:12:30,951 --> 00:12:34,254
Out the front.

314
00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:36,189
M-Michael was just
bringing me my homework.

315
00:12:36,223 --> 00:12:37,724
Mm-hmm.

316
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,526
[Door Closes]

317
00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:40,727
[Struggling]

318
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,295
A-ha!

319
00:12:42,329 --> 00:12:44,131
It's a miracle!

320
00:12:44,164 --> 00:12:46,266
I've been cured!

321
00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:48,601
And my clothes are on!

322
00:12:48,635 --> 00:12:50,637
And I can walk again.

323
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:54,274
Ebony!

324
00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:55,308
I've been cured!

325
00:12:55,342 --> 00:12:57,177
Sorry I missed you
kickback, bro.

326
00:12:57,210 --> 00:13:00,513
I got your email, but some
of us had to go to school.

327
00:13:00,547 --> 00:13:01,481
Bad Devin!

328
00:13:01,514 --> 00:13:02,883
Bad Devin!

329
00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:04,985
You're gonna be grounded
for a month!

330
00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:07,087
Yeah, you ain't gettin'
off that easy.

331
00:13:07,387 --> 00:13:09,456
If I still got it.
[Ascending Stairs]

332
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,791
I told you so! You
guys never listen to me.

333
00:13:11,825 --> 00:13:12,725
I don't want to hear it.

334
00:13:12,759 --> 00:13:14,294
You did, but I don't want
to hear it.

335
00:13:14,327 --> 00:13:15,328
[Footsteps Descending]

336
00:13:15,362 --> 00:13:17,264
Glad you enjoyed the
party!

337
00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:18,966
Keep going.
Get out!

338
00:13:18,999 --> 00:13:20,667
Naw, I don't want none of
that!

339
00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:23,236
[Door Closes]

340
00:13:23,270 --> 00:13:24,704
****

341
00:13:25,705 --> 00:13:28,842
****

342
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:36,083
Mm-hmm.

343
00:13:36,116 --> 00:13:36,716
[Laughing]

344
00:13:36,749 --> 00:13:38,351
Ok, ok, ok!

345
00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:39,586
So I embellished a little
bit.

346
00:13:39,619 --> 00:13:41,388
You mean you lied...

347
00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:43,456
What about you, you little
snitch.

348
00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:45,758
I never faked being sick
like you.

349
00:13:45,792 --> 00:13:47,760
Oh, it was way worse with
you.

350
00:13:47,794 --> 00:13:48,828
What?

351
00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:50,530
It's not my fault they had
to take my tonsils out.

352
00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:52,832
Yeah, but it was your
fault we had to take out a
second mortgage.

353
00:13:52,866 --> 00:13:55,502
[Transition Sound]

354
00:13:55,535 --> 00:13:58,205
[Yelling Hoarsely] Mommy!
Daddy!

355
00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:01,708
[Vase Shattering]

356
00:14:02,976 --> 00:14:05,512
Ebony! Baby, are you ok?

357
00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:07,114
[Yelling Hoarsely] No I'm
not ok!

358
00:14:07,147 --> 00:14:08,581
Well, you gotta speak up,
baby, we can't understand
you.

359
00:14:08,615 --> 00:14:10,984
Ok, she just had her
tonsils taken out Tony,
she can't speak up.

360
00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:12,219
That's right, I forgot.

361
00:14:12,252 --> 00:14:13,586
Uhm, you want some more
ice cream.

362
00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:14,487
[Hoarsely] No!

363
00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:15,355
No?

364
00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:16,856
What kind of kid don't
want ice cream?

365
00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:17,624
Uh, Jell-o?

366
00:14:17,657 --> 00:14:18,391
You want some Jell-o?

367
00:14:18,425 --> 00:14:19,359
No!

368
00:14:19,392 --> 00:14:20,961
I want...

369
00:14:20,994 --> 00:14:22,429
I want...

370
00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:23,796
We can't understand you,
babe.

371
00:14:23,830 --> 00:14:26,433
[Phone Beeping]

372
00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:26,967
What...

373
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,201
What is she doing?

374
00:14:28,235 --> 00:14:30,803
I don't know, maybe she's
texting, or Morse Code,
maybe?

375
00:14:30,837 --> 00:14:33,240
[Phone Beeps]

376
00:14:33,273 --> 00:14:35,943
She wants to go downstairs
and watch TV.

377
00:14:35,976 --> 00:14:37,477
Well, why didn't you say
so, baby?

378
00:14:37,510 --> 00:14:39,246
Hey, hey, Devin, help me
get her up.

379
00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:40,813
Oh, Ok. Careful.

380
00:14:40,847 --> 00:14:41,781
[Screaming]

381
00:14:41,814 --> 00:14:44,384
Oh! Oh!
Are you ok?

382
00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:45,385
[Phone Beeping]

383
00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:46,954
What is she, what is she
doing now?

384
00:14:46,987 --> 00:14:48,455
She texting you?
[Phone Beeps]

385
00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:53,093
Mmm, she says she can't go
back downstairs because
she's in too much pain.

386
00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:58,165
But would the two of you be
kind enough to pick her up
a brand new flat screen TV?

387
00:14:58,198 --> 00:14:59,799
Flat screen TV?

388
00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:01,334
Well, you know what, Lisa?

389
00:15:01,368 --> 00:15:04,371
It's ok, because they got
those new 20 inchers that
are less than $100.

390
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:05,438
[Hoarsely] No!

391
00:15:05,472 --> 00:15:06,573
They more than $100?

392
00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:08,008
Oh no, the price is going
up.

393
00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:09,943
[Muttering Indistinctly]

394
00:15:09,977 --> 00:15:11,244
[Phone Beeping]

395
00:15:11,278 --> 00:15:13,713
She said the 20 inch won't
work, because the
tonsillectomy

396
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:17,150
made her eyes weak, so she
needs a 40 inch.

397
00:15:17,184 --> 00:15:18,618
Wait wait wait,
how come every time

398
00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:20,587
somebody get sick, my pockets
start throwing up?

399
00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:23,957
Ok, Ebony, don't you think
you're being just a little
bit unreasonable?

400
00:15:23,991 --> 00:15:25,025
[Crying]

401
00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:25,892
Ok, ok, ok.

402
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,194
A 40 incher.

403
00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:30,430
Well my birthday's coming
up and y'all promised me a
40 inch!

404
00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:32,032
Uh, let me finish that
sentence for you.

405
00:15:32,065 --> 00:15:34,034
We promised you a 40
inch, but after seeing
your sister

406
00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:37,170
in so much pain, you would
rather she has it, instead.

407
00:15:37,204 --> 00:15:40,207
Oh, that
is so generous!

408
00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:41,374
Oh!

409
00:15:41,408 --> 00:15:42,375
But I...

410
00:15:42,409 --> 00:15:44,211
Oh, I'm so proud of my
baby.

411
00:15:44,244 --> 00:15:45,412
You make me so proud!

412
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:47,180
[Phone Beeping]

413
00:15:47,214 --> 00:15:48,515
She's probably, uh,
texting you thank you over
there.

414
00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:49,249
[Phone Beeping]

415
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:50,150
Mm-hmm.

416
00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:51,351
No!

417
00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:55,155
She said, make sure the TV
has 3-D and 4K.

418
00:15:55,188 --> 00:15:56,956
Really?

419
00:15:56,990 --> 00:15:58,025
Really?

420
00:15:58,058 --> 00:16:00,127
I know y'all not thinking
about getting her this.

421
00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:05,032
Ok, you are all set up and
ready to go.

422
00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:06,433
Go ahead and turn that on.

423
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:08,168
Really, Dad?
For real?

424
00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:10,570
Oh, that's andquot;In The
Cut.andquot; That's my favorite show.

425
00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:11,871
Yeah, though, that's a
good show.

426
00:16:11,904 --> 00:16:14,374
But I like the one about
the black family that hits
the lotto.

427
00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:17,744
Something about that just
hits home with me.

428
00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:19,279
[In Normal Voice] Move,
Dad! I mean...

429
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:19,979
[Coughing]

430
00:16:20,013 --> 00:16:23,183
[Hoarsely] Excuse me.

431
00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:24,284
Clean up all this, boy.

432
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:25,685
[Laughing]

433
00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:26,953
[Transition Sound]

434
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:27,754
[All Laughing]

435
00:16:27,787 --> 00:16:30,290
Oh, come on!

436
00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:32,459
Y'all are putting way too
much on that.

437
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:33,460
Oh, really?

438
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:35,628
Is that why I never got
the 60 inch in my room?

439
00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:36,996
Hmm, you know what they
say...

440
00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:39,499
andquot;Whatever little mama
wants, little mama gets.andquot;

441
00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:41,468
****

442
00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:44,937
****

443
00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:54,047
You're the worst!

444
00:16:54,081 --> 00:16:54,714
You're the worst!

445
00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:55,448
Nah!

446
00:16:55,482 --> 00:16:56,083
Both of y'all are
terrible!

447
00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:56,849
Ok.

448
00:16:56,883 --> 00:16:57,517
Alright.

449
00:16:57,550 --> 00:16:58,318
Enough of the sick talk.

450
00:16:58,351 --> 00:16:59,252
Let's get off it.

451
00:16:59,286 --> 00:17:00,053
Oh, no, no, no, no.

452
00:17:00,087 --> 00:17:01,354
You're not getting off
that easy.

453
00:17:01,388 --> 00:17:04,224
Because when it comes to
being sick, you are the
absolute worst!

454
00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:05,692
I resent that.

455
00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:07,360
Now, Dad's right.

456
00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:10,497
Every time you get sick,
the fangs come out.

457
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:15,668
Yeah, I keep a spare
crucifix and some garlic,
just in case you get sick.

458
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:17,437
Oh, so I'm a vampire now?

459
00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:20,240
Now, I don't know about a
vampire, but you definitely
become a monster.

460
00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:21,541
No offense.

461
00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:23,910
I'm not suppose to take
offense to you calling me
a monster?

462
00:17:23,943 --> 00:17:25,878
I meant no offense to
monsters.

463
00:17:25,912 --> 00:17:27,414
Remember last spring?

464
00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:32,985
[Transition Sound]

465
00:17:33,019 --> 00:17:36,423
It look like she got
Ebola.

466
00:17:44,964 --> 00:17:45,798
[Sniffles]

467
00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:49,902
Hey!

468
00:17:49,936 --> 00:17:51,404
Hi, Mom, uh...

469
00:17:51,438 --> 00:17:54,607
Are you feeling ok?

470
00:17:54,641 --> 00:17:56,609
Do I look Ok?

471
00:17:56,643 --> 00:17:58,545
I feel terrible!

472
00:17:58,578 --> 00:17:59,712
[Snorts]

473
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:01,148
Oh, you know...

474
00:18:01,181 --> 00:18:03,716
You know you wouldn't be
able to tell, 'cause you
look beautiful as ever.

475
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,252
Mmhmm. Mmhmm.

476
00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:06,219
Where's your father?

477
00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:07,754
Huh?

478
00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:08,821
Where is he?

479
00:18:08,855 --> 00:18:12,425
Is he too cowardly to
bring me the food himself?

480
00:18:12,459 --> 00:18:13,560
Tony!

481
00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:14,427
Huh?!

482
00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:16,496
No, no, no, he's still at
work.

483
00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:17,464
Have some soup!

484
00:18:17,497 --> 00:18:19,366
Mmhmm.

485
00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:21,134
[Muttering]

486
00:18:21,168 --> 00:18:22,369
There...

487
00:18:22,402 --> 00:18:24,070
[Spitting]

488
00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:26,373
Ugh!

489
00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:27,640
Ugh!

490
00:18:27,674 --> 00:18:29,542
You call that soup?!

491
00:18:29,576 --> 00:18:32,979
You must've learned how to
cook from Tony's mother!

492
00:18:34,046 --> 00:18:35,515
Well, uh...

493
00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:38,351
Is there anything else
that we can get you?

494
00:18:38,385 --> 00:18:40,620
No.

495
00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:42,088
What you can do is get
out!

496
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,156
You ain't gotta tell me,
twice.

497
00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:44,724
Devin, please...

498
00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:48,295
Mom, are you sure you
don't want any company?

499
00:18:48,328 --> 00:18:50,597
[Roaring] Get out!

500
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:53,733
[Roaring Continues]

501
00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:56,303
[Glass Shattering]

502
00:18:56,336 --> 00:18:59,206
****

503
00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:03,276
I don't get it, Dad.

504
00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:04,677
You hate camping out.

505
00:19:04,711 --> 00:19:05,545
Oh, you get it.

506
00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:06,913
You saw what your mother
looked like.

507
00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:08,748
You expect me to sleep in
a bed with that?

508
00:19:08,781 --> 00:19:10,517
You got a point there.

509
00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:12,752
I broke up with a girl
once because she had a
pimple.

510
00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:16,155
How much longer do you
think we need to stay out
here?

511
00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:17,657
Probably a couple more
days.

512
00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:21,261
But it wouldn't be a bad
idea for you two to
schedule some sleepovers.

513
00:19:21,294 --> 00:19:23,496
[Demonic Voice] You're
making too much noise out
there!

514
00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:24,564
Shhh!

515
00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:25,998
[Whispering] You woke it!

516
00:19:26,032 --> 00:19:29,135
[Demonic Voice] You know I
hate you all! Bring me my
orange juice!

517
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:30,102
I ain't doing it!

518
00:19:30,136 --> 00:19:31,103
Me, neither!

519
00:19:31,137 --> 00:19:33,773
Only one way to settle
this.

520
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:39,546
- Dang!
- Sorry baby.

521
00:19:39,579 --> 00:19:41,881
Good luck, Ebony.

522
00:19:42,215 --> 00:19:44,784
Dad, do you think she'll
be Ok?

523
00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:45,885
Oh, she ain't never coming
back.

524
00:19:45,918 --> 00:19:46,853
Mmm.

525
00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:47,787
It's alright.

526
00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:49,188
She had 14 good years.

527
00:19:49,222 --> 00:19:51,157
Better her than us.

528
00:19:52,325 --> 00:19:52,959
[Rumbling]
Wait, Mom, no!

529
00:19:52,992 --> 00:19:55,127
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry, Mom!

530
00:19:55,161 --> 00:19:57,797
[Roaring Stops] Wait,
how did you get your
head to spin like that?

531
00:19:57,830 --> 00:20:00,767
[Roaring Resumes] Mom,
no, stop, please, mom,

532
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:02,902
mom, no, mommy,
no...!

533
00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:04,504
[Transition Sound]

534
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:07,240
What? No! Oh my
God, was I really that bad?

535
00:20:07,274 --> 00:20:08,408
Worse.

536
00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:09,809
We left out the part where
you chased the priest out

537
00:20:09,842 --> 00:20:11,210
the front door with a hatchet.

538
00:20:11,244 --> 00:20:12,979
Ooh, ok.

539
00:20:13,012 --> 00:20:14,046
Alright.

540
00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:16,148
I admit, I can be a slight
handful when I'm sick.

541
00:20:16,182 --> 00:20:17,350
You think?

542
00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:19,252
That's why none of us can
afford to be sick.

543
00:20:19,286 --> 00:20:21,220
[All Agreeing]

544
00:20:21,254 --> 00:20:23,222
[Coughing]

545
00:20:23,256 --> 00:20:23,990
Oh, no...

546
00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:25,858
Can you cover your mouth?

547
00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:26,926
Mmm...

548
00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:28,495
[Groaning]

549
00:20:28,528 --> 00:20:30,096
Oh no, shake it off.

550
00:20:30,129 --> 00:20:30,897
Don't do it.

551
00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:31,598
[Sneezing]

552
00:20:31,631 --> 00:20:32,332
Oh!

553
00:20:32,365 --> 00:20:33,633
That's it!

554
00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:35,302
Round of 'Tussin for
everybody.

555
00:20:35,335 --> 00:20:38,538
We'll take some.
Come on!

556
00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:41,608
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